PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.